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From the instructions on a
Dragonball-Z action figure: "Beware of being eaten by small children
due to small parts.”
Written at the top of a piece
of children’s stationary in Japan :
"Guppies often eat their small children."
Comforting words on a piggy
bank: "My favourite food is you!"
Name of children’s camp: "Club
the Kids"
On a Japanese box of tissues
with a picture of a puppy on the cover: "Tissues of puppy."
On another Japanese box of
fine tissues: "Skin will be touched softly and gently by 100% high
quality pulp."
Instructions for a puzzle toy
made in Taiwan: "Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!"
On a shampoo bottle: "Use
repeatedly for severe damage."
From a Children’s Notebook in
Japan: "The Bunnies are very gluttonous. Why
don’t we put our favourite flags on the omelets? Good Tasty!"
Babysitting ad by college
students: “Please call us! We will provide you with any
emergency.”
On a pack of Japanese rice tea
cakes: "Burning politely, one by one, these cakes send deliciousness
to you."
On a bottle of Chinese
medicine: "Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains, and other
diseases."
From instructions on a
Japanese medicine bottle: "Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until
passing away."
"We serve people like you as
good food!"
"It will take about 1 minute
to fix a hot drink. Please wail."
"Please leave a pet
outside."
"This morning, I was walking
outside, when suddenly a big shower fell on me!"
"Isaac Newton was the first
discoverer of gravy."
"A bottom dweller is a fish
that mostly dwells on bottoms."
"It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air."
"Tiger Woods might be the
world’s most talented gopher." | 
